Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Zombie Berhad

You know zombies? They roam around in their dragging pace? Well, okay, except the zombies in 28 Weeks Later (cos they RUN!). Gross-looking things they are, aren't they? But at least you know they are out to eat you. We do have them around us actually. But the ones that we know, they don't eat you literally (unless they are secretly cannibals), but they'll consume you till you feel like you're dead. Like zombies, they probably don't know what they're doing except just walking towards anything they can feast on. Besides that, I don't think zombies know how to strategise. They just roam and roam until they see some unlucky bastard, and they'll go towards that person. After devouring the person, they'll start wondering what is next. I don't think they have any direction. But they'll try to scare you and attack you so that you are helpless. I can't imagine working for a place like that. Maybe it's called Zombie Berhad.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once again, Bearuang, please do not make negative remarks on the company that pays your salary. If you have any problem, please meet me in my office. We're not Chombies..oh..Jombies..oh...whatever that bad thing you call us. You're being watched.

The Management

Bearuang said...

The Management - Oh..sowee..didn't know that you are vain (in BM we say 'Perasan') to think that it's about you. Sorri chombie..oh oh..jombie...