Sheeps are good. Good sheeps.

I'm thinking of rearing sheeps.

Probably something I'd do after all the fascination with this corporate world runs dry (like anytime now). Normally you'd take a couple of years to launch yourself into a new function but I managed to do it all within one year--at the same pay (discount mah... for a big org. I feel bad for them big guns so I do service at minimal price.. pui!).

Sheeps.

Oh ya, hello all. Long time no hear from you. Hee.

So many things happening in the past couple of months that I can' t be bothered explaining. Even this jotting is merely to spend the last 20 mins of my internet connection in the hotel.

So how's everyone been? Good I hope.
I've put on a lot of weight since a year ago. Want to say I'm a tauke (boss), but am not. Poor, yes. Rich? In cholesterol maybe spread throughout my body.

I recently found out that I was earmarked to go for a writing course -- never materialised. Why am I not surprised. Anways... a writing course. A freaking writing course! I don't know whether to strangle the neck or shake the hand that suggested this. I'm confused. On top of that, the proposer said "It's for the fresh starters". What da phuck? Fresh starters?? What am I, an organic entree? Bloody hell. Smack you with my ears then you know.

Anyways, work is crap. And crap is my work. How ironic.

Ok lah, enough for the year.

I think sheeps are good.

I am a si si

M A C C.

Am A Sii Sii...

A-m a si si?

I am a si si???

Gud gawd, impossible!!

Yawn Yawn

Question: Why do they interrogate at night?

Answer: Because the witness may be busy during the day.

Aww... so sweet and thoughtful. If you were here I can squeeze your cute cheeks... kuchy kuchy...

What happeng?

Like in a trance, I woke up feeling lost and confused. What happened?? Is there another type of "swine" flu breaking out in Perak? Swine = gila, right? Back and forth, back and forth. Yes, no, appeal, re-appeal. Apa lah sudah terjadi. I wonder how much that TREE costs if it was auctioned on eBay. Then there's the swine flu. The real one lah. Causing havoc only. Bodoh. Could our economy be affected by this swine flu as well? I don't think so, cos we hardly hear about the economy as much as the report on the flu these days. Yep, this could well be the purpose -- talk more on the swine so we don't highlight much on the economy.

Then there's the violence, the rape cases (oh, this has been quite constant in our country. Next!). American Idol just ended last week... don't care. Akademi Fantasia also ended not long ago too... don't care (except Sarawakian first time won! Hooray). Then there's the Mat Rempits or what is now called "Penjenayah Jalanraya" or "Road Criminals". Aih, what happeng to the other road criminals? Those like you and me who drive in our selfish manners (most times quite dangerously). Are we potential road criminals? Or swine drivers? Nevermind lah.

Tamil Tiger leader was killed. Hmm... okay. Sure or not...?? Orang Ulu to be called Lun Dayeh... @#$%!*@&! Somalian pirates still showing off their big dicks, I mean big guns! Can we go and declare war there instead? Bush can you do that? Oh... forgot. Bush already planning his own escape.

Gawai is coming up soon. Oooha! More drinking -- erm, maybe not. I've cut down quite a fair bit. I look forward to playing golf though. Exercise lah. Also looking forward to resting a bit after travelling a fair bit for my road safety project. Imagine I have to do this every year -- taking up to half-a-year's weekends -- for maybe the next 10 years?? Astaga... Better I be a YB. But I won't entertain meetings under the tree.

My Gmail has been compromised. @#$%^*&(!!!!!!! I can't access it anymore and someone's been playing "me" on gtalk! Aaargh! Psycho freak! Give back my gmail account! Bastard. Bitch. Animal. Just give it back. My Facebook also been compromised. @#$%^*&(!!!!!!! I want to kill that pyscho freak! Must be the same person. Now I can't access my FB. I can't reset the password cos it goes to my gmail account (yes, the one that's been compromised). I hate. I HATE!! Worst thing is I can't even find a bloody email contact to Google or Gmail support. What da heck!?? How to ask for help? What? Look atthe help list is it? Langsut lah. That thing doesn't help my case. How to tell them it doesn't help? Cannot cos I can't email them.

Breathe... Breathe...

Oh I did strike 4D the other day -- 3rd prize. Not bad. HA HA!

And and... Happy Belated bday Cmate!! hee.

If you don't hear from me soon... dun worry. I'll be back. In the meantime, I'm planning my million curses for the pyscho-freak.

Adios.

Yawn...

Yawn...